Blah blah blah holiday blah

This time of year, to honor the she-wolf who supposedly suckled founding brothers Romulus and Remus, the ancient Romans would paint themselves with blood and milk (symbols of fertility) and run through the streets—clothed only in hide loincloths, if at all—striking anyone they came across (especially women) with whips.

So, let’s celebrate. Line forms to the left.

Source: Wikipedia

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